At Dot Com?

4 year old: “Daddy, what’s your full name?”
Me: “Scott Hanselman.”
4: “At dot com?”

How old am I?

Me: Ben, we can’t go yet. I haven’t eaten breakfast.

Ben: Have some Cookie Crisp cereal. It’s really good.

Me: I know. I had it when I was a little girl.

Ben: You mean they made it years and years and years and years and years and years and years ago?…Just how old does he think I am

Music Critic

My four and a half year old daughter asked my wife what song she was singing and my wife say “Light My Fire by the Doors” - so my daughter says “You can’t light a fire by the door - the fire would get in the house!”

Cookie Monster

Don’t drink the blue colored bath water, you’ll turn blue! Oooh I can be cookie monster!! #ParentingLessionFail

What do cell phones and pet fish have in common?

My daughter’s fish, Franklin, died early Sunday.

Later at church, my daughter asked to play a game on my cell phone during the service.  My phone had stopped working so I told her it died.  She quickly replied, “Just like Franklin!” -I unsuccessfully tried not to laugh.

Where do pet fish go when they die?

My daughter’s fish, Franklin, died this weekend. My wife asked her where fish go when they die?

My daughter replies with: Fish Sticks?

Translation

5yo: “How do you say tuxedos in spanish? Tuxados?”

A fine line

Me : You PROMISED me that you’d do that!
Son (age 4) : I only promised. I didn’t PINKY promise. 

Dangerous Occupation!

Me: What do you want to be when you grow up

8 year old daughter: A Nurse

3 year old son: An Octopus

I see, I see, what you can’t see…

It’s a kidz-game in the Netherlands (maybee all over the world?)

Me: “I see, I see, what you can’t see… And the colour is… yellow” (now the kidz have to guess what I see)

3yo: Your teeth.